WOJAK COIN
The meme coin for all the degens who trusted Trump and lost it all.
Now he’s back with a loan to make it all back!
TOKEN INFO
Symbol:
WOJAK
Supply:
420,690,000,000
Blockchain:
Ethereum
Contract:
0x698…1933
I lost it all on TrumpCoin… but I’ll make it back with WOJAK!
LAUNCH COUNTDOWN
April 21, 2025 – The day Wojak gets his revenge!
THE SAD STORY OF WOJAK
Chapter 1: The Golden Days
“I’m gonna be rich!” Wojak thought as he invested his life savings into TrumpCoin. The charts only went up, and Wojak was already planning his lambo purchase.
Chapter 2: The Great Rugpull
TrumpCoin crashed. Wojak lost everything. His portfolio was now worth less than a McChicken. “It’s just a dip,” he whispered through tears.
Chapter 3: The Loan
“Just one more trade bro, I can make it all back!” Wojak took out a massive loan to buy WOJAK coin. “This time it’s different,” he lied to himself.
Chapter 4: To the Moon?
WOJAK coin moons! Or does it? Only time will tell if Wojak’s gamble pays off… “Number go up technology!” he shouts at his empty apartment.
Chapter 5: The Trading Addiction
Wojak couldn’t stop staring at the charts, convinced he could time the market perfectly. “I see a bull flag forming,” he mumbled, eyes bloodshot from sleep deprivation.
Chapter 6: The Delusion
“This time is different!” Wojak shouted at his screen as he watched his portfolio bleed. “They can’t keep suppressing the price forever!” he cried, buying more at the top.
Chapter 7: The Pump
Finally! WOJAK coin started pumping. Wojak felt like a genius again. “I knew it!” he yelled, screenshotting his portfolio to post on Reddit for validation.
Chapter 8: The Diversification
With his new profits, Wojak bought JPEGs of monkeys. “These will never lose value!” he declared, ignoring the 90% drop in NFT trading volume.
TOKENOMICS
TOKEN DISTRIBUTION
MARKET CAP CALCULATOR
RESULT:
At $0.00000001 per WOJAK:
Market Cap: $0
For reference:
– $1M market cap: $0.00000238 per WOJAK
– $10M market cap: $0.0000238 per WOJAK
– $100M market cap: $0.000238 per WOJAK
ROADMAP TO REGRET
1
Q1 2025
– Wojak loses everything on TrumpCoin
– Takes out massive loan from bank
– WOJAK token development begins
– Community building starts
Q2 2025
– WOJAK token launch on Ethereum
– Initial liquidity locked for 1 year
– First CEX listing secured
– Meme contest with prizes
2
3
Q3 2025
– Top 10 CEX listing
– WOJAK merch store opens
– Community governance begins
– First WOJAK meetup in Miami
Q4 2025
– WOJAK debit card launch
– Mainstream media coverage
– WOJAK-themed game release
– Either moon or rugpull (50/50)
4
WOJAK PRICE CHART
(Totally not manipulated, trust me bro)
Current Price
$0.00000069
24h Change
+420.69%
24h Volume
$1,337,420
Market Cap
$290,276.10
WOJAK LOAN SIMULATOR
Click to make money! Stop clicking to lose money! Just like real crypto trading!
BALANCE: $100
(Loan amount: $10,000 at 69% APR)
Clicks
0
Profit
$0
Loss
$0
UPGRADES
WOJAK MEME GALLERY
The finest collection of Wojak memes to fuel your degeneracy
ARE YOU A TRUE WOJAK HOLDER?
Take this quiz to find out if you’re a real degen or just a normie!
1. What do you do when your portfolio is down 90%?
HOW TO BUY $WOJAK
(Before it’s too late and you FOMO in at the top)
GET ETH
Buy Ethereum from any exchange like Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken. You’ll need ETH for gas fees (which will probably be $420.69).
CONNECT WALLET
Connect your wallet to Uniswap. We recommend MetaMask but any ERC-20 compatible wallet will work (unless it’s a hardware wallet – too safe).
SWAP TO WOJAK
Swap your ETH for WOJAK. Set slippage to at least 5% (or 50% if you’re feeling extra degen). Welcome to the club of regret!
CONTRACT ADDRESS
0x6982508145454Ce325dDbE47a25d4ec3d2311933
Always verify the contract address! There are many fake WOJAKs trying to scam you (just like TrumpCoin did).