LUCKY CHARMS – The Ultimate Satire Token
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LUCKY CHARMS 🌈

The MAGICALLY DELICIOUS token that celebrates the luck of the Irish! Join us as we mock the crypto space with our 99% leprechaun allocation and 50% pot of gold tokens!

LUCKY CHARMS Logo Gold Coin

ABOUT THIS POT OF GOLD

WHAT IS LUCKY CHARMS?

LUCKY CHARMS is a satirical token that celebrates the fine art of finding (and losing) pots of gold in the crypto space. Inspired by the infamous cereal, we’ve taken things to the next level with our 99% leprechaun allocation and promises of “magically delicious” rewards that will never come!

“Trust me laddie, this pot o’ gold is real!”

WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

Because in the world of crypto, everyone’s looking for a pot of gold! Why not join a project that’s honest about the rainbow from the start? Our tokenomics are so bad they’re lucky! Plus, you can play our clicker game to experience what it’s like to chase your own rainbow!

FEATURES THAT WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE

STAKING (NOT)

Lock your tokens forever with our revolutionary “no rewards” staking system!

LIQUIDITY POOLS

Our leprechauns will provide liquidity… by hiding it at the end of a rainbow!

POT OF GOLD

Deposit your tokens into our “secure” pot and watch them disappear over the rainbow!

TOKENOMICS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LUCKY

TOKEN DISTRIBUTION

  • Leprechaun Team: 99% (Because why not?)
  • Marketing: 0.001% (We don’t need it)
  • Liquidity Pool: 1% (Just for show)
  • Community Rewards: 0% (LOL)
  • Rainbow Bridge: 50% (Wait what?)

TOKEN DETAILS

Token Name: LUCKY CHARMS

Symbol: $LUCK

Total Supply: 777,777,777,777

Blockchain: Ethereum

Contract: 0x777…7777

Launch Date: March 17, 2025

RAINBOW ROADMAP

Q1 2025: “IDEA” PHASE

  • Come up with the most ridiculous tokenomics possible
  • Create a Telegram group with 77 leprechaun bots
  • Promise “magically delicious” features that will never exist

Q2 2025: “LAUNCH” PHASE

  • Launch token with 99% leprechaun allocation
  • Pay influencers to shill it (with community gold)
  • Watch as price pumps 777% then dumps 7777%

Q3 2025: “RAINBOW” PHASE

  • Announce “v2” token with rainbow bridge
  • Blame the rainbow for dumping
  • Disappear with all the gold (as planned)

Q4 2025: “REPEAT” PHASE

  • Launch new token with same leprechauns (different hats)
  • Promise to “make it right” this time
  • Repeat the cycle all over again

RAINBOW CHASER

CLICK TO CHASE THE RAINBOW!

Earn gold by chasing rainbows! Find pots of gold with your community’s money!

Gold: 0

Rainbows chased: 0

LIVE CHART (SIMULATED)

Watch in real-time as our token price does exactly what you expect! DOWN ONLY!