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LUCKY CHARMS – The Ultimate Satire Token
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LUCKY CHARMS 🌈

The MAGICALLY DELICIOUS token that celebrates the luck of the Irish! Join us as we mock the crypto space with our 99% leprechaun allocation and 50% pot of gold tokens!

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ABOUT THIS POT OF GOLD

WHAT IS LUCKY CHARMS?

LUCKY CHARMS is a satirical token that celebrates the fine art of finding (and losing) pots of gold in the crypto space. Inspired by the infamous cereal, we’ve taken things to the next level with our 99% leprechaun allocation and promises of “magically delicious” rewards that will never come!

“Trust me laddie, this pot o’ gold is real!”

WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

Because in the world of crypto, everyone’s looking for a pot of gold! Why not join a project that’s honest about the rainbow from the start? Our tokenomics are so bad they’re lucky! Plus, you can play our clicker game to experience what it’s like to chase your own rainbow!

FEATURES THAT WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE

STAKING (NOT)

Lock your tokens forever with our revolutionary “no rewards” staking system!

LIQUIDITY POOLS

Our leprechauns will provide liquidity… by hiding it at the end of a rainbow!

POT OF GOLD

Deposit your tokens into our “secure” pot and watch them disappear over the rainbow!

TOKENOMICS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LUCKY

TOKEN DISTRIBUTION

  • Leprechaun Team: 99% (Because why not?)
  • Marketing: 0.001% (We don’t need it)
  • Liquidity Pool: 1% (Just for show)
  • Community Rewards: 0% (LOL)
  • Rainbow Bridge: 50% (Wait what?)

TOKEN DETAILS

Token Name: LUCKY CHARMS

Symbol: $LUCK

Total Supply: 777,777,777,777

Blockchain: Ethereum

Contract: 0x777…7777

Launch Date: March 17, 2025

THE LUCKY JOURNEY

PHASE 1: THE SCAM IDEA

Come up with ridiculous tokenomics (99% team allocation)
Create fake team with leprechaun names
Write whitepaper full of memes and rainbows
March 2025 – Completed

PHASE 2: THE PUMP

Launch token with 99% team allocation
Pay influencers with community funds
Watch price pump 777% then dump 7777%
April 2025 – In Progress

PHASE 3: THE EXIT

Announce “v2” token with rainbow bridge
Blame the rainbow for dumping
Disappear with all the gold (as planned)
May 2025 – Coming Soon

PHASE 4: THE REPEAT

Launch new token with same leprechauns
Promise to “make it right” this time
Repeat the cycle all over again
June 2025 – Future

RAINBOW CHASER

CLICK TO CHASE THE RAINBOW!

Earn gold by chasing rainbows! Find pots of gold with your community’s money!

Gold: 0

Rainbows chased: 0

LIVE CHART (SIMULATED)

Watch in real-time as our token price does exactly what you expect! DOWN ONLY!

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The ultimate rainbow chasing experience since 2025

This is a satirical project. Do not invest real money. Seriously, don’t.

2025 LUCKY CHARMS – All rights reserved (just kidding, we took them to the end of the rainbow)