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MANTRA (RUG) – The Ultimate Satire Token

MANTRA (RUG)

The ULTIMATE SATIRE TOKEN that celebrates the art of the rugpull! Join us as we mock the crypto space with our 99% dev allocation and 50% exchange listing tokens! 🚀🔥

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ABOUT THIS RUGPULL 🤡

WHAT IS MANTRA (RUG)?

MANTRA (RUG) is a satirical token that celebrates the fine art of rugpulling in the crypto space. Inspired by the infamous $OM token, we’ve taken things to the next level with our 99% dev allocation and promises of “staking rewards” that will never come! 🎭

“Trust us bro, this is totally not a rugpull!”

WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

Because in the world of crypto, everyone gets rugged eventually! Why not join a project that’s honest about it from the start? Our tokenomics are so bad they’re good! Plus, you can play our clicker game to experience what it’s like to rugpull your own community! 🚀

FEATURES THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY 😭

STAKING (NOT)

Lock your tokens forever with our revolutionary “no rewards” staking system!

LIQUIDITY POOLS

Our devs will provide liquidity… by dumping on you at the worst possible time!

VAULTS

Deposit your tokens into our “secure” vaults and watch them disappear!

TOKENOMICS THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY 💸

TOKEN DISTRIBUTION

  • Dev Team: 99% (Because why not?)
  • Marketing: 0.001% (We don’t need it)
  • Liquidity Pool: 1% (Just for show)
  • Community Rewards: 0% (LOL)
  • Exchange Listing: 50% (Wait what?)

TOKEN DETAILS

Token Name: MANTRA (RUG)

Symbol: $RUG

Total Supply: 420,690,000,000

Blockchain: Ethereum

Contract: 0x698…1933

Launch Date: April 22, 2025

ROADMAP TO OBLIVION 🗺️

Q1 2025: “IDEA” PHASE

  • • Come up with the most ridiculous tokenomics possible
  • • Create a Telegram group with 50 bots
  • • Promise “revolutionary” features that will never exist

Q2 2025: “LAUNCH” PHASE

  • • Launch token with 99% dev allocation
  • • Pay influencers to shill it (with community funds)
  • • Watch as price pumps 1000% then dumps 10000%

Q3 2025: “RUG” PHASE

  • • Announce “v2” token with migration
  • • Blame market conditions for dumping
  • • Disappear with all the funds (as planned)

Q4 2025: “REPEAT” PHASE

  • • Launch new token with same team (different names)
  • • Promise to “make it right” this time
  • • Repeat the cycle all over again

RUGPULL SIMULATOR 🎮

CLICK TO RUGPULL YOUR COMMUNITY!

Earn points by dumping on your holders! Buy Lambos with their money!

Points: 0

Holders rugged: 0

LIVE CHART (SIMULATED) 📉

Watch in real-time as our token price does exactly what you expect! DOWN ONLY! 🚀

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The ultimate rugpull experience since 2025

This is a satirical project. Do not invest real money. Seriously, don’t.

© 2025 MANTRA (RUG) – All rights reserved (just kidding, we rugged them too)